This story is a romp combining high fantasy tropes with the setting of post apocalyptic New Jersey. Giant animals stalk the forests, humans are walled up in fortified settlements, ancient technological horrors of the apocalypse lie sleeping, threatening to wake. A young man named Manuel receives a prophecy from a mysterious glowing entity proclaiming that he is the chosen hero of prophecy. He’s directed to join up with Amira, a polymath and minor noble, and the chosen damsel of prophecy. Miles, a down on his luck petty crook and the chosen useless drunk of prophecy. And Miranda, a mysterious wild-woman who’s skill in combat is only matched by her enigmatic motives, who serves as the chosen skunk killer of prophecy. Together they’re directed through a long series of quests around Neo Jersey, they rarely succeed, they rarely understand why they’re doing it, but Manuel keeps them on the path towards their ultimate destiny. Whatever that may be.